Four Truths and a Lie

I won the last round of a blog game for the Knittyboards. I guessed correctly for the Domestic Overlord! Ok, so here are my four truths and a lie. Let's see if you can sniff out the untruth! 1) Even though my father is a registered pharmacist and always said "better living through chemistry", I opted to go through the entire 18 hour labor with my firstborn completely unmedicated. 2) I once got written up for "flatulence" at one of my first jobs. 3) I have horrible depth perception and have been hit in the face by flying objects at least 200 times in my life. 4) Even though I refused to state my ethnicity on my college application, my college for some reason marked me down as Asian pacific Islander, which is partly true. I raised holy heck about it and got it changed to "other." 5) When I started college I really wanted to be a criminal profiler for the FBI just like Clarice Starling in Silence of the Lambs. I still like that character so much I named my daughter after her. So have at it people!